when you speak about other things
they don't listen

when you shout
they say you are a screamer

if you speak politely
they are impressed

if you cry
they say you are a weeper

if you object
they say you are a liar

if you laugh
they say you are a clown

If you critisize out
of concern for the future
they demand you mind your own business

whatever you do
you both come out
bald.
and you balder.